then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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