I feel like abortions should bother me more
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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