I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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