omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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