i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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