For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
we're so committed to being not committed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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