I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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