he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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