it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Houston, we have a blender
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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