CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
