So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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