Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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