He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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