You work out of a Hotel?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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