Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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