Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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