i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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