nut hugger
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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