Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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