Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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