i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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