Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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