i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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