physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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