Sponge bath it is.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You took a bar mat shot.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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