It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Randomize
