it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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