So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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