dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
