I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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