i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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