home. puking in laundry basket.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
ttyl tear gas
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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