Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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