So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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