no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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