Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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