Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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