He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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