i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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