Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's never too late to be topless.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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