we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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