My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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