i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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