Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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