yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Alive.
So much puke
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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