): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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