I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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