C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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