i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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