She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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