People in love make me want to vomit
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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