It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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