so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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