So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
This baby is an asshole
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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