Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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